The BRISTOL factor

When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates
by Greenteam04 July 20, 2021
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The "Grey" factor

When you are totally, completely, ridiculously obsessed with "Sasha Grey" the pornstar.
Person 1: Dude! i watched so much porn of sasha grey last night! it was great!

Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
by Bibliotheca April 12, 2014
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The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.
Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.
by dirtygirlfree April 19, 2011
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Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.
That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5
by LordFarquaad May 15, 2011
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Mardini factor

The healthy fear that employees have of their boss.
He was going to grow a sweet mustache, but then remembered that his boss hates facial hair; the Mardini factor makes him shave twice a day.
by Shuh pee roh October 21, 2020
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shamil factor

It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which now a part of most jobs in the private sector. It’s impact is most severe and observable in the professional working in the field of accounting and finance! It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!
Sally is under stress due to the shamil factor which is a result of the current financial year end and audit being held at the same time!
by UniqueInnovator June 20, 2022
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Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.
I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.
by Neuticle September 30, 2021
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