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Burping the donkey 

Testing the airflow/water level of a bong or dab rig
“ Doc was burping the donkey to get ready for a dab.”

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

Nick the Donkey 

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.
I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

dingle the dong

Masturbation for men
other slangs: beating the meat
I didn't dingle the dong for a week
dingle the dong by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

Glazing the donut 

Pack the pipe
Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

Bog the Donkey 

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
Bog the Donkey by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023