Track

You might think that track means a path that you run on at a school or in another place.
But it actually means Fuck.

You are walking down a busy sidewalk and someone bumps into you.
You: "Track!"

by Unknownweasel0928 January 31, 2022

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Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

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Track

A smelly sport

When I joined track I didn’t know it would be this smelly.

by Colorfulsocksarecool January 11, 2021

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Tracking

When early twenty-somethings start tackling life stage milestones very quickly

Jack: Owes, did you hear Paul from our year got married last weekend?

Owes: Yikes. We’re 20. That man is tracking.

by Poshjoshintosch January 30, 2021

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track shot

a so called "trick shot" where the player don't actively throw stuff to hit the target, rather used a premade tracks and environment so the object can reach the target without any issue. typically done with hotwheels toys and followed by domino or something else.

"watch this trick shot"
*proceeds to slide a ball down the track*
"dude, that is a track shot"

by Soggy_Oreo February 13, 2021

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