Selfie stick

Something you could find a way to beat somebody with.

Jeff beat the guy unconscious with a selfie stick for trying to kidnap him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

zombie stick

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

by jamill14 June 9, 2011

Shiten Stick

A Stick of Shit, being used as a Dildo.

The Shit Stick is often paired with a bit of water in a mold, to Harden and use better.

Man: "So I was thinking... I think we should experiment a little?"
Wife: "What were you thinking of?"
Man: "Just a little Shiten Stick?"
Wife: "Ew what the fuck?"

by BunPickleCheese1 February 1, 2022

G Stick

A menthol cigarette

I'm tired of these damn Camel lights. Your boy straight fiendin' for a G Stick, bruh.

by MJGarcia April 2, 2011

stick squished

When a male had his penis squished in an origice that is tight.

Dude, Jimmy Nutwood is gettin stick squished by that nubile blonde.

by Jeff123Jeff October 6, 2018

face on a stick

A girl with a pretty face, who is devoid of all traces of boobs or womanly shapes as a consequence of self starvation.

- Damn, did you watch that Top Model show last night? There are some fine chicks in there.

- Sure, if you like a face on a stick. No bone gnawing for me, thanks.

by Dr Heelhook July 29, 2010

Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019