The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.
Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
by catb0y0uma November 04, 2020
Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016
Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
by r1thm September 04, 2020
by vicxkellin July 20, 2018
Carson: Avery is in Alabama
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?
Nash: cause bro the mile rule
by T$mgang January 19, 2018