Dorm Rules

It's not gay if there's no eye contact

"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"

by Naughtopus May 24, 2019

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Rule 732

If it exists it can rave/be raved with..

Furry/Brony nsfw Content

Rule 732 AppleDash bondage

Starfox Planet 732

mlp bdsm Rule 732

by Clopping NAtion February 17, 2017

Viking Rule

When an American is in a foreign county and sees a gorgeous woman, it's legal for him to pick her up and take her home.

Dude, Viking rule, 3 o'clock.

by WCDD March 14, 2013

Rule-T

Timing is Everything.

What a lame party!..Buncha losers..
"Rule-T,Yo.Shoulda come last night when the Bikini-Team was here".

by Waboa February 5, 2009