California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.
Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.
by Pnarls October 20, 2011
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african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper
Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross
by hahasuka January 29, 2014
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College Works Painting

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.
The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.
by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009
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Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.
by Princess Katherine September 07, 2005
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painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.
Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails
by maxlogicfan August 24, 2011
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Paint Brush

A Penis with a Hairy End (The Knob)
Causing it too look like a paintbrush
I tryed to suck his paint brush but now i got a sore and hairy throat
by Cam December 07, 2004
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Paint the town brown

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.
"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".
by peteypablo204 December 04, 2009
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