Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017