Cunt Bar

A Red Mars Bar
Low fat
eaten by cunts at vending machines

look at him with his cunt bar thinking hes a gangsta and all that just coz its got low fat and shit

by Venderz February 22, 2009

squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Bar Rich

To save your money and rarely buy anything nice so you can go out to the bars/clubs and buy drinks for everyone and drink as much as you like running up an impressive tab and not worrying about the cost.

You wouldn't believe that Steve doesn't own much in his apartment with how many rounds of drinks he's been buying. Steve must be Bar Rich.

by Deroc06 September 5, 2012

bar chick

a woman that spends too much time at a bar, gets absurdly destroied on a regular basis. easy to convince to fornicate with, n uses a ratchet serving of tongue even when making out.

can be easily spotted with crayola eyebrows, tight cheetah print skirt, or putting on the monkey show on the dance floor.

steve: hey are you going to date that girl sarah?
me: nah turned out shes a bar chick, i dont want the towns left overs!

*high five

by sgt.dickpeppercorn January 25, 2016

Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.

Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd

by PIpeman January 4, 2017

staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.

That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!

by Paper monster March 29, 2021

Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020