Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

texas buttercup

When you fart in your cupped hand and then open it under someone's nose.

"How did you get revenge on Mark for that prank he pulled on you?"
"Oh, I just gave him the ole texas buttercup."

by hyhyhsdfhdf November 22, 2013

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017

Texas Geordie

The term Texas Geordie originated in Fitzwilliam circa 2008. Derived from the bountiful oil harvesting in the American State of Texas and the fondness of natives of Newcastle for female's behinds, Texas Geordie refers to females who enjoy a good anal digging.

Wye aye man! Sue went crazy last night after she polished of those crates of cheap Becks. I never knew she was a Texas Geordie.

by willsyho January 20, 2009

texas tampon

When a country girl takes her bloody tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag

Who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.

by Ascendant Succ October 24, 2017

Alexis texas

Alexis Texas is a yummy porn star who sucks yummy dick for money.

ayy yoo Alexis Texas come eat the big d for daddy will ya

by Hoes for days April 13, 2019

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine

At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.

by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008