toilet alzheimer's

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's
by Optimop December 09, 2016
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The Toilet Ruler

A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.

This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"

Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
by chillsaster November 15, 2010
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Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
by DocAshe October 06, 2011
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Toilet Chaser

The act of a desperate man, determined to get to know you on a physical level and had to resort to following you into the bathroom to hopefully catch a peek of your snagger while using a urinal. Will always stand next to you and disobey worldwide urinal etiquette.
That fucking Toilet Chaser just followed me into the bog and tried to get a glance at my tadge.
by Scremin October 07, 2019
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Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.
Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.
by TheDeffil October 27, 2010
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talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up
Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.
by ninjapprentice November 04, 2009
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toilet talking

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.
by Handle Already In Use January 25, 2016
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