Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.

Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.

by theunicorn August 20, 2012

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

Plumeveil Surprise

1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.

1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!

2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."

3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."

by AnonTheInvincible October 15, 2010

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023