The Spiderman

Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman

My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

Upside-Down Spiderman Tango

When you're with a girl and you put her in a paracord spiderweb on the ceiling and Bang her from below while wearing a Spiderman costume

"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"

by Gilderoth, Wizard of the West September 8, 2014

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016

SPIDER FACE

Spider face - A description of a person who has a haggered or extreemly wrinkled face. To be used also as a random insult but more generally as an insult to an ugly or old person.

Yo dude, check out Paul Mc Cartney, look at his fucking spider face yo! Dude looks fucking haggered!

Yo dude, you totally fucked that spider face whore last night she was rough like the badgers arse!

by Gmac2k9 November 2, 2009

Spiderman

The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.

Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

by VK August 19, 2004

Spiderface

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

by t0pl355 June 16, 2010

spider karma

The little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. Manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.

(*squish*) Hmmm... I have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me... must be the spider karma.

by ed pluribus unum June 18, 2011