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stoler

it is a person that has taken something away from you and it is a shorter phrase that means " he stole my ________"
i'm hanging out with my best friend and then there is one piece of pizza left and i want it but she beats me to it
i would yell out "STOLER" meaning that she stole me pizza !!!
by mitza May 21, 2007
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nu-stoner

White teenagers that are either from the suburbs or a rural-ish type area that like to smoke weed.
They wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear Hollister and Abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid ass wigger/prep-hybrid.
They are always really into Southern Rap but don't know shit about other genres of music. Female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
Most real stoners don't like them very much because they're so wigger-ish and retarded.
Male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
Female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
All nu-stoners worship Bob Marley, 2pac, and Lil Wayne and this is a fact.
Daniel: Drew wanted to smoke a blunt with me and ride around and listen to Lil Wayne
Chris: He's such a nu-stoner
by Chris2039 February 7, 2010
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stoner

you know your a stoner when you can make noodles without boiling it.
ramen noodles,you take a packege you open package pull out block of noodles apply seasoning packet equally spread on block of noodles flip it upside downm give it a pat on the back and crunch and munch baby yea yummy yum.....stoner...
by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009
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Stoner love

Being in love and also the couple makes love with blunts before or after intercorse
Theres the stoner love kicks n it with da blunt, bein too happy and shit.
by 3060819ach October 19, 2010
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Stooperstar

To have natural talent at sniping on Xbox games, Particularly HALO 3 and COD4.
Short attention span and low tolerance to being beaten. Can't seem to be able to accept that people are better than a stooperstar.
Extremely talkative about many random subjects, which can be totally irrelevant to the conversation at hand.
According to some folk is also Jewish but is really agnostic.
Extremely indecisive, short tempered, doesn't listen BUT knows best. "apparently".
While playing Custom snipes....
Rayfield75:"who is this MF who keeps no scoping me?"
SMITHYaus: "It's a Stooperstar"
Rayfield75:"Still I'm beating him"
Stooperstar: "You stupid MF die, die! oh and chicken chippeess taste great!"
Stooperstar:"I'm bored of this, lets go play ninjaball"
SMITHYaus: "we've only been playing this five minutes, GOD!"

In a random conversation.....
rayfield75:"so hows about that footy last night ey?"
SMITHYaus: "Shutup they cheated"
Chuckles: "they so didn't"
SMITHYaus: "They should've lost"
J: "Scientology is the new catholic church"
Rayfield75: "Melbourne are the best!"
SMITHYaus: "pfft as if"
J: "Well aren't you going to join Scientology, I'm not though"
Rayfield75: "J, you're such a Stooperstar"
by IEXORCIST October 5, 2009
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stoner

A noun which refers to someone who smokes marijuana habitually, compulsively, or recreationally. The nature of the stoner is that he or she may attend to any task or responsibility as though they weren't under the influence of any foreign substance, ie. driving, voting, taking a test, watching somebody's boat until they return, etc.
Stoners may be seen enjoying all the activities of non-stoners, but sincerely believing that they are enjoying the activities to a much greater extent. The reality of this can't be verified, since it is subjective, but the individual may display childlike enjoyment and unusual zeal, which is an indication of heightened pleasure.

Man 1: Wow, you really seemed to enjoy playing laser tag, much more so than any of the other adults, you seemed like a child out there.

Man 2: Oh man, that was soooo fun, I felt like I was in a gun battle in space!!! It was totally worth the price!!

Man 1: What's that strange odor?
by giggles78 March 21, 2010
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Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.
-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."
by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011
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