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Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.
Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.
by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024
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BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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thigh squish

i just want a thigh squish right now
by GregHeffley95 February 9, 2025
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simple_dimple_popit_squish

the best meme page on instagram rn. ran by 5 extremely astonishing, bewildering, and staggering teenage girls. being part of the active meme page community of Instagram, sdps never fails to surprise their beloved followers- also known as "oomfs" or universally known as "pimples".
with every meme dump being precisely formulated with only the upmost focus and supreme dedication, down to the very last minute detail, to pursue the liking of different chronically online niche groups; sdps can do no wrong! To add on, their daily stories on their everyday activities and dilly dallys never fail to make their pimples burst out hysterically; submerged in amusement. when you bump into one of the Admins, dont be shy to say hiiii they're the most amazingballs people in the world :D
do you know simple_dimple_popit_squish? they're so IJBOL!!

yooo simple_dimple_popit_sauish just posted a new meme dump!!! depression = cured
by zinnobear January 2, 2024
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Taking a Squishii

When you take a shit and drink a red bull at the same time. Ultimate efficiency.
Every morning Patrick wakes up late and ends up taking a squishii - zero sugar only.
by RPP Wendell May 30, 2025
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i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021
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