pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

by PerryGlen July 12, 2017

Main squeeze

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend

Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze

by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020

How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male

Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

by How to squeeze someones balls May 7, 2021

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

squeezer

A guy in their late teens or early twenties who manipulates early teenage girls into sex.

That sleeze is a squeezer!

by NOYB December 1, 2004

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

vegan squeezebox

When two homosexual males are both "bottoms" and they must thrust asses together until climax.

The male scissor.

If it were not for the vegan squeezebox, Dylan would never ejaculate.

by Jailhouse Nancy April 3, 2008