2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

internal spread

An internal spread is when you put to thumbs in your bum to the last knuckle then spread your thumbs while they are inserted in your bum!;-)

She watched me do the internal spread then licked the chocolate off of me thumbs!;-)$-)

by CLOUDPUFFER247 March 7, 2020

ghetto spreading

spreading coronavirus through a rural area

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.

by username420 December 19, 2020

covid spreader

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.

Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2021

Asbury Spread Eagle

When a married bar patron has the hots for the bartender of the same sex and proceeds to further the relationship by waiting for him/her to get off shift. After a few apple pie shots for $2.00, the two move to the patio where they pour Busch Light over their naked bodies. Once drenched in Busch latte, the bar patron makes the first move by going in for a gentle kiss. The bartender allows the advance and joins in. After about five minutes, the bar patron requests a pizza pocket and goes home to their spouse.

Danny: I drove down Asbury Road and saw Scott giving Brad an Asbury Spread Eagle.

Todd: OMG, Lucky Brad!

by Wagonwheel69 November 11, 2021

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

spreading the good word

Ejaculating (cumming) on a woman's face.

I was spreading the good word around Salisbury last night!

by Mike Stanley and DJ Lathrom September 12, 2005