Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
Get the Incestuous Off-springmug. by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022
Get the smack a bitch springmug. A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.
by Looooverrrgirr April 29, 2011
Get the Crescent Springsmug. by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016
Get the bust a springmug. ( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017
Get the hope springs eternalmug. When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
Get the spring cleaningmug. by ToeJay November 9, 2020
Get the Spring-Cleaning Riddlemug.