Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024

Reticulate my Spline

When you want to tell someone "Suck my dick" in a way that only 90s kids will know the reference, tell them this.

Why don't you reticulate my spline, asshole?

by Reverend_Dude December 27, 2024

Michigan Mud Slinger

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.

I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.

by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.

Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

by Bill&bob August 18, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025