by Reafley September 16, 2021

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024

by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025

by anonymous February 6, 2021

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.
by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!
by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021

by chikilove July 14, 2022
