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Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains
I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.
by Spermoff August 10, 2025
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sperm

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick
boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*
by mewsem October 11, 2022
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Waste of sperm

The verbal equivalent of a nuclear strike. A title reserved for people, objects, or situations so mind-rottingly pointless that their existence is proof Darwin sometimes takes a smoke break. Calling someone a “waste of sperm” basically says: you weren’t just a bad roll of the dice — you shouldn’t have left the sock.

It’s beyond “loser.” It’s the final boss of disrespect. Think of it as humanity’s recycle bin, but empty.

Origin:
First dropped by philosopher/comedian/legend Rami Abdulgany, when a friend suggested banging the physics teacher who had just torched the entire class with an exam. The immortal reply: ‘Fuck her? Waste of sperm, man.’ The rest is toxic history.
“Homie just spent 45 minutes explaining his NFT portfolio… waste of sperm.”
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 11, 2025
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
by TheRuminator November 26, 2020
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Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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