soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

Soggy Ruler

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

by LongDongDylan October 8, 2014

Soggy Baguette

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017

soggy

When you wake up the day after ingesting way too much marijuana in edible form, and you're still kind of high and definitely very dumb.

I am so soggy from that cookie last night that I couldn't even talk in the sales meeting today.

by RBintheD September 21, 2017

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.

“Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

Soggy Taco

The inverse of blue balls. Not dissimilar to when you leave a fresh taco out too long. It gets soggy and not as prime. Same with a woman's vagina. Here's one for gender equality.

She called me for a booty call, I told her sure, but then I got caught up and left her with a SOGGY TACO!

by Jdaking July 8, 2021