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The Simpsons Tapped Out

Stupid mobile freemium game with barely anything to do with the Simpsons other than the buildings, but if you were big brain you'd play the Simpsons arcade mobile game but no you have to play the game that sucks the money right out of your barely empty wallet and now your in debt because you spent the last of your money that you got from your job at a grocery store because you can't afford to buy a suit and tie. Why you ask? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT and now you have to pay the bills but you can't why? BECAUSE YOU SPENT YOUR MONEY ON THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT oh and now your homeless and what do you have? A SINGLE STUPID CHURCH IN THE SIMPSONS TAPPED OUT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
Idiot:Hey you should pay The Simpsons Tapped Out
Intellectual: No thanks I like owning money
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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the simpsons

The simpsons are on FOX.
by Elgeoharris December 12, 2003
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The Simpsons

TV classic thats still running today..so popular that the entire USA knows how hip and cool bart is, even more historic than disney's mickey..filled with so much laughs people still continue to watch its reruns for the 99th time for the past 20 years!
The Simpsons best scene ever:

(While Homer was attempting his perfect bowling game)

Lenny: "Miss! Miss!, This split you sold me is making me choke!"

Carl: "Can you at least call it a banana split?!"

Lenny: "What? I paid $7.10 for that split, so SPARE ME your GUTTER mouth!"

(Ball hits Lenny in balls)
by koikaze November 16, 2010
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simpsoned

Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...
by ryan pratt March 18, 2005
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8 sampsonia way

A bonafide visual image of a real live Jedi in Pennsylvania. This my friend is PROOF that a Jedi exist... IRL
Dude1: Dude! Did you see the Jedi battle?
Dude2: No Way Man!
Dude1: Well all you have to do is go to Google Maps and type in '8 Sampsonia Way', then zoom into the street level at the end of the small park, and you can look at two Jedi battling!!!
Dude2: Awesome!
by Banana Jammer April 29, 2010
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the simpsons

A shitty ass show that is and never was funny
by bleebleep bloop December 9, 2008
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Simpsonize

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.
Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.
by WWJD1 November 3, 2007
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