beat sheet 

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.

Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.

beat sheet by cliftondj May 13, 2010

Skeet Sheet 

Another name for a ghetto whore.

Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.

Skeet Sheet by ThurnisWolf July 7, 2011

ace beach sheet 

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"

mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!

ace beach sheet by J-Diddy March 20, 2003

three sheets to the wind 

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

three sheets to the wind by anti February 9, 2005

sheetrock 

slamming your partners face through the sheetrock wall during sex

bitch was asking for that sheetrocking

sheetrock by blkdtothegls October 2, 2007

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets

When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.

"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"

Dirty Cat Paw Sheets by op rolling December 2, 2009

Schmeet 

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."
And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

Schmeet by Medora Pep January 17, 2009