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School

A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
by #FearTheFuzzy September 18, 2014
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School

1) A place of compulsory torture given by a government that disguises as a highly guarded prison for children and teenagers aged 6 to 21 for them to suffer.
2) A place where teachers and boomers are allowed to scream at you for completely no reason at all
3) A place where depression builds up for teenagers and make teenagers go crazy
I hate school! Its such a waste of my fucking time.
I would rather stay at home and play fucking Fortnite than going to fucking school
Why in the fuck sake is the government forcing us to go to school?
by Gamingaids May 13, 2020
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School

When teacher's and staff members Mentally Rapes the minds of children.
Also,
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
by This is how my shit is April 28, 2020
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School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
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School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.
School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.
by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010
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School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
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No School

A day where you get to party.
by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016
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