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Richard Appleseed 

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
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Richard Graine 

Richard Graine est un Ufologue et Pédophile qui cache ses cadavres dans la grotte des fées.
Richard Graine by Theodore________ December 4, 2018

richard curt 

One of the biggest fucking amoebas to ever grace the internet. The only thing a richard curt is good for is carrying ammo and sucking cock.
Look at that fucking richard curt mook...He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Richard Huffelman 

Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
Richard Huffelman by QuacksO January 7, 2019

Richard Chevrolet 

Not your typical dealership in the middle of Connecticut. Cool people who care. Probably why they are the largest Chevy dealer in Connecticut. Cheshire Baseball, Blackie’s Hot Dogs, Apple Valley Pies, and Richard Chevrolet!
The best Chevys come from Richard Chevrolet.

Richard Krzyzanowski 

Synonyms: Richie, Richturd, Mr. K
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.
im Richard Krzyzanowski and my phone got ran over by a car. at the end of the day... i like swim teams, teaching math, And running 10 miles before thanksgiving and bragging about it. If you give me a cake with nuts in it, you suffer.. thank u, next. 🤠