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all the way retarded 

To do somethin' insane, mostly used as an expression for goin' crazy or actin wild
Man I'm bout to go all the way retarded on his ass!

spaghetti retarded 

a distinct inability in the art of eating spaghetti.
Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
spaghetti retarded by MrNapalm January 31, 2009

Fuck Retarded

When someone is so incomprehensibly fucking stupid; any thing they say or do warrants this title.
Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"

Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Fuck Retarded by JMY87 September 15, 2011

politically retarded

To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions
Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded

Disability Check Retarded 

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check
Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

sickly retarded 

Ridiculously awesome; crazy. Coined by rapper MF Doom in the song "Impending Doom" off the Daedelus album Exquisite Corpse.
"Yo, this beat is sickly retarded, yo"