Destiny Jean Potter

The most beautiful girl with the sexiest blue eyes and lovely blonde hair.
The most beautiful girl one can come across.
The most amazing girl ever.
She is sexy, beautiful, pretty, cute, and just overall amazing.
The girl that everyone wants.
She makes all other women jelious.
The most amazing and the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
She is absolutely, positively the most amazing person I have ever met.
She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
She's the most beautiful girl EVER!!!
She deserves the best and nothing less.
She's absolutely adorable.
She's the one that makes your heart beat faster.
She takes your breath away and leaves you speechless with just one look.
She is the ultimate girl!

Guy 1: Hey is that Destiny Jean Potter?

Guy 2: Holy shit no way where?

Guy 1: Right there!

Guy 2: Well I guess that must be her seeing as how shes the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life!

by dmcbudman November 8, 2011

harry bloody potter

see twat
it is also a good way to insult some one

your a harry bloody potter eg.
twat
cunt
arse
raspberryface
cry baby
weaselhead
bed wetter

by patches O'hoolahan August 24, 2006

Harry Potter

A Harry Potter is the action of sitting on someone's face, smothering their face with the anus, and then defecating.

This is so called because the receiver of the 'Harry Potter' does not see where the feces came from (due to close proximity to the anus), suggesting the feces appeared by 'magic'.

"Last night, a chick sat on my face and gave me a 'Harry Potter'. It stunk like hell but was a bloody good laugh"

"Excuse me good sir, would you care to participate in a 'Harry Potter'?"

by SgtJericho April 23, 2008

Petter

Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.

-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!

by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009

harry potter

an outrageous sex position, for people into beastuality and probing.

1)billy used the harry potter on me last night !

2)can't get hotter, then harry potter

by voldemort_muahahahaha March 26, 2009

Potterized

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

by Glen S April 1, 2007