The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.
Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.
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