Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.
"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad
"Fair enough."-Brad
by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018
Get the Pumpkin Drunkmug. A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks
Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017
Get the Pumpkin Smashedmug. The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
Get the Pumpkin spice cookiemug. by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018
Get the Pumpkin blumpkinmug. Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
by FarmToTable November 27, 2021
Get the Sloppy Pumpkinmug. That kid who always parties, and is really fun to hang out.
The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
by Blazingdragon May 19, 2015
Get the Pumpkin Dukemug. by Public hater #1 May 13, 2024
Get the Pumpkin bitchmug.