Veracross Portal

Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad

Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon

Teacher: DETENTION!

by Enderlord_GG November 22, 2021

Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?

Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.

by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021

Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

by ben8790 August 27, 2022

the portal

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Wake Portal

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

dubai portapotty girl

a specific type of sugar baby that fulfills the extreme sexual kinks of wealthy men in dubai, often being flown in from other countries to fulfill these acts. the term originated from a video of an influencer consuming fecal matter from a portapotty for a scat kink.

yeah, she's definitely a dubai portapotty girl.

by therealrobin April 5, 2024