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Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
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professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor
professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?
by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010
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Professional troll

A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.
A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll
by FFFFFFFFFFFF November 15, 2012
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Professional

An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.
Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.
by that homeless guy December 7, 2017
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japanese profiteroles

this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!
"I do love good japanese profiteroles" - jesus
by twinki3boi17 April 23, 2009
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technological profiling

1. the inclusion of technological characteristics in determining whether a person is considered likely to posses certain "predictable" qualities and/or likely to act or behave in "predictable" manners.

2. the practice of substituting gadgetry and use thereof for evidence as grounds for social status.

3. general geek/nerd stigma.
Girl: "Look at Richy Rich, iPhone and a Kindle. Don't they cost like $500?"

Other Girl: "Something like that, at least we have friends and get out." *Laugh*

My head: "Bitch please, my buddy just left, we are in a Starbucks, and I'm not the one with the hooker heels and Louis Vuitton purse. This is technological profiling!"
by mikkob May 27, 2009
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asshole professor

Janna Maranas
Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor
by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016
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