Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.

"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013

ploblem

When something is far worse than a problem

tatianas two brothers are after me cause I called her a bitch, now I have a serious ploblem

by Bunga July 13, 2015

Problematic

Being of extreme difficulty and just overall being extra for no reason. Causing problems for everyone because it's all they know how to do.

Nick,Gavin,and Ronnie are the most problematic squad at school.

by thrasher bitch April 19, 2018

Problems

Events that occur due to the fact that you touch yourself at night.

Billy: "Mom, why do babies cry?"
Mom: "Because you touch yourself at night, Billy, that what their problems are."

by Barzan Abu Al-Ghafur October 18, 2008

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

by wilfordicus May 19, 2009

Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.

Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.

by bumchutney September 21, 2014

problemless

Moot, unflappable, having no problems, everything is relative.

You can't belittle my life because I am problemless.

by jmttmnj February 7, 2009