I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

plan-date

When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.

Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!

by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011

Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.

"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."

by sammyj October 1, 2012

Hanno Plan

Any plan involving explosives, usually over the top.

-I GOT REJECTED BY THIS THOT IN MY CLASS YESTERDAY, I THINK I'LL BOMB THE SCHOOL

-Man, that's such a Hanno Plan

by 小我不懂 November 19, 2020

Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.

The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.

(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.

by JashHash July 19, 2018