by I’m a poet &don’t even know it May 2, 2018
Get the booty planmug. The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Get the F2 PLANmug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)
(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"
by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017
Get the Plansmug. by mrstarkidontfeelsogood November 29, 2019
Get the Planmug. Kidnapping a male friend, removing their underwear, and then using rope to attach their left wrist to their left ankle and their right wrist to their right ankle. This will leave them spread, now a dishonorable person has free use of them. When completed, leave them to the homeless overnight and return to them in the morning to check the damage.
by Johnathan T Gooch September 21, 2025
Get the Geography Planmug. Also "Powerade Releif Plan"
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.
by Richie Benaud June 15, 2012
Get the Powerade Planmug.