A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.
I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!
by BlueReview June 24, 2008
Get the Cum Pirate mug.When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.
After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.
by imacracker February 5, 2009
Get the Mexican Pirate mug.A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.
The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.
I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!
The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.
I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!
by sickbeats June 2, 2007
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this will make you want to pillage, plunder, and look for booty, and all types of ill shit.
this will make you want to pillage, plunder, and look for booty, and all types of ill shit.
when i woke up very late in the day with a treasure chest in my hands, i knew i took some pirate krank.
by jimmy dice January 9, 2007
Get the pirate krank mug.1. somebody who pirates turds for their personal benefit and enjoyment
2. somebody who loves to play with assholes
2. somebody who loves to play with assholes
by Maggiore's October 18, 2008
Get the turd pirate mug.A person completely unaware of what is going on around them even though it should be completely obvious to them but is obvious to everyone else around them.As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests and being told directly it over.
Origin: Steve-The-Pirate in the movie Dodgeball was not aware that he was not a pirate nor that it was odd he was going thru life dressed as pirate.
As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests...or that they are being cheated on ....
Related term :Steve the pirate moment: suddenly realizing how cluesless you were
As it relates to relationships: a guy or girl who who has been dumped by a partner yet refuses to accept that reality even in the face of seeing that person with other love interests...or that they are being cheated on ....
Related term :Steve the pirate moment: suddenly realizing how cluesless you were
by Petesw January 5, 2009
Get the Steve-The-Pirate mug.the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.
by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011
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