pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 21, 2017

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

verbal petting

To drive someone to masterbation by prolonged periods of dirty talk

I subjected nikki to heavy verbal petting , until she took her self off for some hand relief.

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Teacher Pet

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside

Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet

by mayker68 February 23, 2022

Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

Pillow pet

The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.

Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time

by Red9252 November 2, 2021

Pet Simulator 99

a gambling game

Wow.This part 2 update for Pet Simulator 99 sucks big time.

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025