Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021

Parker

A parrot looking boy that squaks at every random chance

Parker is such a parrot! he loves crackers!

by dragontu71 February 23, 2022

Parker

An asshole who can't treat his girlfriend right so her gay bff is going to steal her.

Person 1: hey did you hear whatbahppend with parker?
Person 2: yeah, apparently hes an asshole so his girlfriend left him for her friend.

by Tear_Ramen September 15, 2021

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by anonymous December 5, 2020

parker tennant

he is next to me and has cool hair, i like him he smells good

thats parker tennant

by Nev5 May 16, 2022

parker chase

Parker Chase, a boy who most likely has blue eyes. the kind that you can’t help but fall in love with because they remind you of the ocean. Parker chase is a very handsome guy and he’s definitely a SIMP but that’s okay, it’s cute on him. he most likely has dark curly hair and a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s a very athletic, hard working, caring, smart, sweet, handsome, funny man that any girl would love to be with. Whoever has a Parker Chase, is the luckiest girl in the world.

girl 1- have you seen that parker chase ? ... he’s so fine

girl 2- he’s also really sweet....
girl 3- hes so strong !
his girl- yeah ... and he’s mine... i’m very blessed :)
guy 1- dang i wish i could be like that parker chase guy !

guy 2- yea he’s a real ladies man!

by Miamoemoe April 16, 2020