Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010

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Tree out

Someone who stands, tree like, rooted to the spot in a venue or club or pub with great music.

My Malay mate Jorden who seemed to enjoy the music but stood blinking like a walrus the entire night disappeared to falafel heaven and reappeared to tree out once more.

by Melbourne Musicians March 13, 2011

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Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.

"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"

by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009

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TREE BOI

LOVES EATING PLANTS

LOOK IT IS TREE BOI HE IS EATING A POISON IVY PLANT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by wagglyopposum December 2, 2019

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Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.

me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.

by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007

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