Mothafuckin' JAM!

Interjection. An allusion to the YouTube video the ShaqSquatch in which an episode of Ghostbusters is voiced over with hilarious lines making no logical sense. Used by one when a very unfortunate occurence is avoided by chance alone.
1. Dude, I didn't git syphillis!
2. Oh fo real?
1. Hell yeah, Mothafuckin' JAM!
by The HughesCat March 08, 2007
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Champagne jam

Cheap drink party. Made famous in "Run Ronnie Run" basically getting drunk on Boones farm or cheap malt liquor. White trash style.

Getting drunk on about 5 bucks per person or less, Or for free by stealing
Bobby and Sue hooked up last night at our champagne jam man, the trailer was rocking, man

or

Billy bob brought out the moonshine last night and we got down with a champagne jam.
by SaintlyDznutz November 22, 2009
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Jam Mile

The act of a person committing suicide by jumping from the roof, window, or balcony of a high-rise building.

The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.
Hotel Babylon quote: "It's much better if they fly the Jam Mile. You know when they jump off their balconies? It means we're not responsible for clearing up the goo."
by AcidCookie July 22, 2009
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Ass Jamming

1.v. Of or pertaining to the act of anal sex

"Dude, I was totally ass jamming her last night..."
by McClarky February 01, 2009
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monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.
"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc
by johanna315 June 19, 2008
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Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.
Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.
by Will the Bastard July 11, 2009
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LIVE JAMS

a scenario that will consist of a large degree of epic and/or awesome. Can be a party, a romantic night out or just a walk to the convenience store. Founded by Adam Borsella and slowly adopted by a bunch of IB kids.
person one: so I'm going to this party tonight.
person two: yeee me too, LIVE JAMS.

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I'm gonna be a lifeguard this summer, LIVE JAMS.

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My dorm this weekend, LIVE JAMS.
by ahhluxx June 16, 2009
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