A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.
Often referred to as an FPO.
Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019
Get the fun prevention officermug. Fancy word for bartender
by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020
Get the beverage dissemination officermug. The chief of all kyle activities, in charge of confirming who is kyle, and who is island boys.
Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.
Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.
"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.
Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.
"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
by TheHolyForgeard February 6, 2022
Get the Deputy officer kylemug. How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra
I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!
by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021
Get the Office temperature gaugemug. by garant247 January 14, 2018
Get the Pack his officemug. this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the office pitching wedgemug. The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.
I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
Get the Officer Candidates Schoolmug.