A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. by garant247 January 14, 2018
Get the Pack his officemug. this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the office pitching wedgemug. Fancy word for bartender
by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020
Get the beverage dissemination officermug. A person, usually a significant other, who is often seen as the quasher of fun during what should be a fun day or night out.
Often referred to as an FPO.
Often referred to as an FPO.
I would be keen to go to this event and more than happy to leave the “Fun Prevention Officer” at home!
by bananacrisp April 13, 2019
Get the fun prevention officermug. "Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.
by Cookieboy 2005 March 4, 2022
Get the Penguins Run the Officemug. The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.
I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
Get the Officer Candidates Schoolmug.