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Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.
Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!
by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016
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Half a Truck

Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
by Nebular Asteroid May 28, 2021
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half brazilian

When they only wax your butt hole.
My friends brother married a Brazilian and 9 months later she had a half Brazilian.
by Straitpepperdiet December 1, 2017
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Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
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Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.
by khada October 22, 2020
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Half Print

When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.
by Koryizzle November 1, 2009
mugGet the Half Printmug.

half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated
"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2
by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021
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