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penis

For some people it as known as a baby corn. This is usually a result of an unusually high ammount of drug use, and or smoking.
Wanna suck on my big one? *Secretly knows it is only two inches*
by Stephy February 19, 2004
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Penis

A patronising term used to show someone's immaturity, most commonly used after childish jokes or stories.
Baby: Can you play with me?
Phil: Oh penis
by spermmaster March 16, 2009
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penis

by your moms bestest friend March 11, 2010
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penis

An elongated part of the male body. During the renaissance, people used to use the term "pen" to indicate the male reproductive organ (usually followed by the verb "to be" (ex. "thy pen is big milord"). Shakespeare used it figuratively as in the famous soliloquy by Hamlet who asks his penis: "to be or not to be?" The use of the pen as a metaphor is ascribed to its long shape as well as the ink which approximates sperm.

Freud also used it philosophically: Oedipus penis was too little thus he killed his father. Electra didn't have a penis (i.e. penis envy) thus she killed her mother. He also suggested that some writers have a pen but they don't have a penis.

In modern times the "pen" has been replaced by other objects.
- Sometimes, a penis is just a penis (Freud)
- My master's penis is nothing like his pen (ascribed to Shakespeare)
- Who's penis is it anyway (a famous game)
by antiph June 11, 2007
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penis

by beergoddess69 February 26, 2006
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Penis

One tightly packed blunt
one that can almost not fit into ones mouth
by Bobby April 5, 2004
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penis

dude there is penis going on in there, you can't go in
by yriwmvbfjd October 4, 2010
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