I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

I never thought I'd be saying this by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020

You bet not never 

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown

Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!

You bet not never by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

I'm Never Having a Daughter 

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

I'm Never Having a Daughter by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020

I’ll never get a girl 

I’m going to die a virgin. :(

I’ll never get a girl

I’ll never get a girl by Spatro February 25, 2021

Someone who's never been punched in the face 

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

Someone who's never been punched in the face by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021

You'll never have this 

A phrase used similarly to "holy fuck dude, go outside", where it seeks to remind/self-depricate a closeted individual that they'll never have something they want. (ie. Love, Care, Affection)

The phrase has likely been thrown around previously, but it was popularised following a 4chan thread where a bunch of weebs lamented about never being able to have a loving family.

*Shows photo of a loving a caring family*
"You'll never have this, anon."

You'll never have this by Elliotttheneko August 12, 2021

i’ll never leave

The greatest lie told by your toxic ex

them: i’ll never leave you
also them: *literally leaves*

i’ll never leave by vcnusx November 24, 2021