Munchies

The only negative thing about smoking marijuanna

Damn everything looks so good I got the munchies

by CC211 December 11, 2013

I've got the case of the munchies

When you are up late at night and become to get hungry.

Eddie: I have to finish my Science paper but I've got the case of the munchies.

by The political party of Eddie April 23, 2017

coat muncher

Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.

I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.

by nick1644 January 9, 2009

Cud-muncher

lesbian. (one who eats from the bushy plate)

Ellen Degeneres= Cud-muncher.

by angry bry March 5, 2009

Cotton Muncher

A person who enjoys performing oral sex on considerably older women. The term "cotton" refers to pubic hair whitened with age.

Jim: "Why does Ted date little old ladies?"

Eddie: "I've heard he's quite the cotton muncher..."

by theaterqueen August 14, 2011

Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

by Not Gary September 5, 2012

Bunny Muncher

A felmale that gives a blow job, has bunny like teeth and swallows.

That bunny muncher was such a turn on,

by thelastgroundhog May 23, 2013