Bottomless moose

A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat

He gave her a bottomless moose and never touched her pussy or butt

by Lezy lizzy August 3, 2016

moose piss

The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"

by justinassk April 8, 2006

moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

moose caboose

a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall

Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.

by 6cameron12 February 2, 2008

Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010

begging for the moose

Asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. Alternatively, pissing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt

Dib: I must save you from the wormhole!
Jak: I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!
Dib: You are just BEGGING for the moose!

by luckynumba13 January 8, 2012

Moose Gang

A global network of mysterious elites who hide their identities with the moose Snapchat filter. Upon using the filter, uttering the phrase “MOOSE GANG” or using the signature 3 finger “M” sign, one becomes the moose and pledges their allegiance to the gang.

Currently the network spans across 4 countries including the US, Trinidad and Tobago, South Korea, and China, and it is expanding everyday.

As stated by carltruecarl, whose definition is officially endorsed by Moose Gang Worldwide (he is one of the original founders) Moose Gang does not discriminate, Moose Gang welcomes all with open arms to join its ranks and become part of the Moose Gang Brotherhood. There are many world powers, most of whom are currently at odds, but it is important that they know one thing: no one can stop the MOOSE GANG.

Non moose: Yo bro I kinda want to join the Moose Gang.
Moose: Yeah for sure bro, just send me a moose pic.
Non moose: *sends moose pic on snapchat*
*Both Mooses Celebrating* “ayyye MOOOSE GAAAANGG!!!!”

by moosegangworldwide July 31, 2020