meter

A meter is also a hammer a handle a tool a four pound the toast whatever you like; a gun

Y'all all be talkin' all that bullshit, 'till the dons come through with the meter sprayin.'

by Philip Stephenson November 30, 2004

Young metro

A rap producer
Featured in the first line of Jumpman by Future and Drake

If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you

by Tyrone Demarcus May 17, 2016

Metro

The greatest band of all time featuring Mark Davis, Kyle Michael, and David Humeniuk

--Did you see the Metro show last night?

--Yeah, it was awesome, they are the greatest band of all time.

by David Humeniuk December 14, 2004

Metro shower

The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.

Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...

by Diemos February 12, 2010

metro fucked

a term to be used in the Melbourne metropolitan area where the transportation service "metro" fuck up every avenue of you getting to your destination!

Jim: man it took me two hours to get home last night, the trains were all delayed and then my bus just never came!
Frank: Duuude you got metro fucked big time!

by huntalicous69 October 17, 2011

Metro D

New Age Man with Diabetes

A Metro D typical carries a Man Bag with him 24 hours a day to ensure that all the equipment he requires to manage his Diabetes is with him all of the time. Simply carrying everything in his pockets, or a rucksack is not deemed to be Cosmopolitan enough for a Metro D.

by The Grumpy Pumper January 9, 2013

Metro-sexual

If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.

"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."

by Anonymously obvious suspect January 31, 2014