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sean mackin

sexy violinist from yellowcard.

he does backflips onstage, and tho yc has pretty much sold out...i'd still penetrate every bit of sean and bathe in his manjuice anyday.
by celebrity skin January 1, 2005
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Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009
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macintosh

Most of you Mac-worshipping idiots have no clue what you're talking about.

- "My Windows computer wouldn't crash so much if it was a Macintosh!"
Windows isn't a computer dumbshit, it is an OPERATING SYSTEM! Then again, if you were too stupid to realize that, then you should use a Macintosh... besides, if you believe that Windows crashes frequently, see PEBKAC.

- "Any PC user should thank Apple because without Apple you would 1) Have no mouse. 2) Have no graphical user interface (GUI). 3) No Windows "Vista," because the OS is basically a copy of many of the features that Mac users have had for years."

1) Really? Apple was able to innovate double-click technology all by themselves?
2) Apple copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox - they didn't think of it themselves.
3) And OS X doesn't have features that were stolen from Windows? The dock is just a reimplementation of the Windows taskbar, quick launch bar, and notification area. As for the "dock menu", isn't that just a clever reinvention of the Start Menu?

- "Based on unix", "unix based"

This may surprise you, but OS X is actually based on freeBSD which is a REIMPLEMENTATION of Unix. And by "Based on freeBSD", I mean that Apple stole the BSD kernel, tortured it, and left it as a cripple. Also, as somebody already mentioned, you can see that versions of the Mac OS based on Apple's own technology (OS 9 and below) totally suck ass. Apple finally realized it would be a good idea to move to somebody elses technology. OS X is the only version of the Mac OS that comes close to being worthy of comparison with any version of Windows, and it doesn't even use Apple's own kernel! Windows XP, on the other hand is based on the technology of Windows NT. It's basically Windows NT 5.1.

- "Macintoshes are way faster than Winblows. It's been proven in benchmark test after benchmark test. Just because a computer has a higher clock speed doesn't mean that it's faster. Ever heard of CHIP STRUCTURE? Kthx."

Lmfao... lmfao... lmfao... do you actually believe that Apple told the truth about those benchmarks? They conducted the benchmarks themselves, and lied about their performance. Actual benchmarks have proven that a iMac G5 is slower than a Dell Pentium.
Mac user: LOL UR ON WINDOWS UR COMPUTER PROBABLY CRASHES EVERY...... 1 MINUTE LOL
Me: Nope.
Mac user: BUT WINDOWS SUX BECAUSE IT GETS VIRUSES MACS ARE VERY SECURE
Me: Firstly, I have a decent virus scanner that has kept me safe from all malicious programs. Secondly, nobody bothers to make viruses for macintoshes. You can't even get NEGATIVE attention.
Mac user: BUT M$ STOLE THE IDEA OF A GUI FROM MACS
Me: Apple copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. Besides it's not like Apple never copied anything from Microsoft... your Dock Menu is just reinvented Start Menu.
Mac user: MACS R FASTER THAN PCS
Me: *Falls on the floor laughing*
by Macinshit September 15, 2006
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Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.
"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"
by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009
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Machine Gun Joe

When your about to cum, perform the pullout, and spray your cum on your partners face as if your firing a machine gun yelling BAHBAHBAHBAH!!!!!
Ok gurl here comes the MACHINE GUN JOE!
by castlehoff April 23, 2011
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rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.
"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"
by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005
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trip machine

A children's song about trippin' up on sex.
Mammy, will you sing trip machine?

Ahh... Give it me good.
by Zefi April 14, 2008
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