by asdf November 18, 2002
Get the jock mug.1. People who realize that can see that every over-glorified gun-tootin', faggit' hatin' (but closet homosexual), mysoginistic, mullet havin', moronic asshole will only live to serve the people who didn't live out the best years of their life in high school.
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
2. Bitter curmudgeons, who are angered by the lack of their own athletic abilities, that piss and moan about jocks.
3. People who think they are cool and original by hating the popular clique simply because of their double standards and hypocritical exclusive mindsets.
1. "Wow. You can bite your thumb off and smear the blood on your face. You're a man now. Because we all know self mutilation constitutes masculinity. Now finish my damn burger."
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"
2. "Stupid Jocks! They shouldn't do anything! Now I'm going to write shitty poetry on my blog about death and desolation because I am too damn narrow minded to actually reason like a human being! STOP SUFFOCATING MY CREATIVITY!"
3. "AsLwTfOmGlOlRoFlMaO1!1! , gUd,ChArLuT , n , SiMpL , pLaN , n , YeLlOw , CrD , n , EvRy , OtHr , DiMe , a , DoZn , PeEs , Ov , ShIt , BaNd , ThT , mTv , ReGrGiTaTs , N , fOrS , fEeDz , DoWn , R , ThRoAtS , rAwKs , MaH , sOks , N , r , SoO , pUnX1!1!"
by Mextazectaces May 29, 2005
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by billy bob 17 March 27, 2006
Get the prison jockey mug.Mike: Dude, who's your gay little friend in the special needs group?
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.
by Mike Ambrose February 6, 2006
Get the KNOB JOCKIE mug.A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.
(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)
(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)
Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.
by Farhanzam June 26, 2009
Get the Jockoly mug.by saba243 November 3, 2010
Get the Jockist mug.A mixture of leftover Gatorade and vodka.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
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