Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.

Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020

Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....

"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."

by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020

Rotters Jock

A strange black fungus lying in the crevis of your pelvis, resulting in a sicking rotting smell and large fungus stacks. Often mistaken with Gonorrhea.

My underwear is wet and now I have contracted Rotters Jock

by Denislovesrashers September 8, 2020

Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020

Pingpong Jock

An alpha male who is frequently seen speeding down highways and winning drag races.

Hey man did you see that Pingpong Jock the other day?
Yeah man he was benching like 150kg yesterday. I felt like such a simp next to him 🤦 ♂️.

by Pingpong Jock October 6, 2020

Jock

A total bitch who only talks shit behind a computer screen.

Why is he being a Jock

by minecrafter42069 October 8, 2020

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013